The Holiday Spirit

What exactly IS the holiday spirit nowadays? If the last few times I’ve ventured out into the world are any indication, it’s being a rude selfish prick. Jesus would be so proud he might crucify a few assholes himself.

The new Star Wars movie has grossed $250 million on it’s first day, and many internet trolls are trying to spoil it for those who haven’t seen it. Must be that holiday spirit again.

Jeb Bush in an interview stated that Donald Trump is “Just a jerk.” I prefer to be more politically correct. I’ll just say Trump has holiday spirit all year long.

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